SIG7IvanPoopy's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Toybox Collab]

Played for like five-fifteen minutes and got like 83 toys and holy moly there's so much more than I anticipated. And yet I still haven't gotten a Pico toy. Will update when I do.

How the heck was it that the next toy I got was a Pico toy? I am at peace now.

Tyhond responds:

So much toys to go! :D

[Get in Santa's Pants 3: Knickerless for St. Nicholas]

(So far I've only gotten to the London part.)
Good game, but where's the Santa sex?

Jokes aside, I think this game is nice.
Though I feel the amount of sidequests are kind of absurd.

Also I think the dyslexic font is less buggy than the regular font.

Also man, I want to put my cock up in that elf. How do I dress up like Santa?

Also I find it easy to get lost in the game, like very easy. Also Fiss is pretty slow and I kind of wish she was a bit faster.

Other than that, good game.

[Actionpals]

Good game, even if my right hand fell asleep having me play the arrow keys with one finger. Also I wish there was a score system since I went pretty far.

[Pico's Cousin 2]

This game is peaker than the first. Also shoutouts to the 4 digit code I had to find in the comments, and also shoutouts to the final boss which can be easily killed by shooting in the balls. (Seriously.) I adore this game, the art goes hard too.

[Pico's Cousin]

This helps with addictions.

[Portal Patrol]

Very fun game, gotta love it. Love the characters (even if I kinda suck at playing as Knight and wished Darnell was playable). The upgrades are sick and the boss at wave 10 is crazy. I almost beat it once but I died as who I was playing as and I couldn't get close enough after and died. Good game, even if I suck at it.

[Commission Hell]

I love art games like these!

[Jack 64]

Easy and Hard at the same time!

[Rhythm Magus (grad)]

I've seen this on the Haxe server and I like this and what its like so far. The cutscenes are a bit long but the gameplay ~~and the character editor~~ make it worth it. Pretty easy but I feel like the inputs could be better and that pressing on time is a bit tough.
Also I couldn't figure out how to get to other levels on the map, clicking doesn't seem to work.

goldenPiGames responds:

Cutscenes I think kinda have to be longer at the start because of the exposition. I'm never sure how long cutscenes should be. Sometimes I think they're too long, and then I play a JRPG and my perceptions get completely recalibrated. I don't know, I'm not a writer.

What do you mean by "could be better"? You can set the timing difficulty, which makes it easier or harder to get on time.

As for the map, you can only teleport to locations you've been to already (indicated with a dot), and you can only travel by foot on trails connected to your current location. Where are you in the game?