wth there's a Newgrounds upload?!

dang this is my new favorite thing on newgrounds aside from highschoolbathroom simulator and friday night funkin

i like the voice acting and pico just looks so good here
so glad tom gave away free money when he was saved

LOL HE BECAME A BLONDE

Played for like five-fifteen minutes and got like 83 toys and holy moly there's so much more than I anticipated. And yet I still haven't gotten a Pico toy. Will update when I do.

How the heck was it that the next toy I got was a Pico toy? I am at peace now.

(So far I've only gotten to the London part.)
Good game, but where's the Santa sex?

Jokes aside, I think this game is nice.
Though I feel the amount of sidequests are kind of absurd.

Also I think the dyslexic font is less buggy than the regular font.

Also man, I want to put my cock up in that elf. How do I dress up like Santa?

Also I find it easy to get lost in the game, like very easy. Also Fiss is pretty slow and I kind of wish she was a bit faster.

Other than that, good game.

Good game, even if my right hand fell asleep having me play the arrow keys with one finger. Also I wish there was a score system since I went pretty far.

better than i expected

congrats on being the first thing i saw opening newgrounds <3

unexpected